Narcissistic

A personality disorder, in which a person has an inflated sense of self importance. This person typically has outbursts similar to a 2 year old, tantrums, thinks they look good (but also cakes their face with makeup daily) wears leggings with panty lines everyday, NEVER washes their dishes, and sings off key while snapping off beat at 3-4 in the morning. A narcissistic person is a nuisance to everyone they come in contact with, including their family.

“Wow, why is Haley such a bitch?”

“You mean Haley Jensen? She’s so narcissistic.”

“Right! I didn’t know anyone could love themselves for all the wrong reasons....”