YAMMLOL

An acronym for You Actually Made Me Laugh Out Loud. (Since LOL is so overused- you might say LOL, but did you really laugh out loud?)

I was in the middle of the store when I got your text and I started laughing uncontrollably and everyone thought I was crazy. YAMMLOL!

obamacorrect

Because it can KEEP THE CHANGE.

I was trying to type LIVE and it autocorrected it to LOVE. Fuckin’ obamacorrect can KEEP THE CHANGE!!

Floridiot

Someone who does stupid things while living (or existing) in Florida; mainly while driving.

Don’t be a floridiot and pass them going 90 in a 55!

Recipe rant

When a recipe’s author goes off the rails peppering you with unimportant details when they post a recipe on their blog.

I just wanted to figure out how to make this, but I had to filter through their recipe rant to get what I needed.