midnight tragedy

This is used to describe what happens when a man tries to have sex with a woman in the middle of the night and accidentally misses his intentional target and instead ends up trying to get in the outdoor.

Note on usage: The "accidentalness" of the midnight tragedy is debatable depending on the situation.

Bill: "Wow, you were pretty hammered when you left the bar last night. How'd the evening turn out?"

Jack: "So so. I had a midnight tragedy with Sarah when I got home. She wasn't happy."

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outdoor

The butt, the anus, the backdoor. Used to describe anal sex>

"Olga likes to get it in the outdoor."

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