Burger King

A fast food restaurant in which real burgers and real fries are sold. Only one single Whopper will make you cry "Mercy!" and have you full within the first 5 bites. Fries are deep fried heaven. On a scale of 1-10 on how much it beats McDonald's, BK gets a 20.

In other words, MUCH better than McDick's plastic fries and burgers.

Man #1: "Oh man, the king satisfied me so much last night."

Man #2: "You had sex with a king last night?"

Man #3: "Nah man, I had a Double Whopper from Burger King at 1 in the morning."

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