mommed

A condition or state of having just received a package in the mail from your mom, containing random items which you will absolutely never use, proving how little your mother actually knows about you.

Person 1: I just got a package from my mom.
Person 2: Awesome! What was in it?
Person 1: Hannah Montana guitar lollypops and a newspaper clipping of Barack Obama's victory as a keepsake since she remembered "that I like Black people" .
Person 1: Oh. You got mommed.

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