Raeburn

A genetic half-breed, part baby rainbow, part hippopotamus tail, part waffle, which speaks the language of love, defines its own science and rambles with a sense of adventure that could make the wind jealous. When a Raeburn speaks, lighting pauses to listen. A Raeburn can inspire a sense of purpose in a stone and is envied by the sun for its shimmer. A Raeburn can fly and is alive to show others that they can too.

It was raining and my socks got wet and I cried until a Raeburn arrived and suddenly the sun began to giggle and the sky kissed the ground and said "there's no difference between us."

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Scunderwarf

A scarf made of used underwear.

I was cold, and on a leasurely jaunt with my lady friends, and to aid my temperature driven ailment they all removed their pants, and tired their underwear into a scarf. So I was all like, "Thanks for the scunderwarf."

Kostro

A powerful humanoid mammal capable of brining positivity to any situation. With a tremendous amount of strength, the Kostro can survive a month on a single sip of water. The Kostro is also the only animal which appears above the Great White Shark on the food chain, though it presents no threat because of the dual level of respect. The Kostro can often be found shirtless, with a beer in hand, and a smiling face.

That rocket wouldn't have needed fuel to get to the moon if it was a Kostro.

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