Tennis Rig

A body shape which is appealing to those who carry the male appendage. Most generally possessed by girls, a tennis rig is the ultimate desire of the common man due to its even proportion and well defined traits. In prominent tennis regions such as Russia, teenage girls are often ridiculed (see:judged) on the quality of their tennis rig.

A tennis rig has been known to over-ride the face in terms of priority for males, and in this case, a female possessing a tennis rig and an undesirable face will often be referred to as a trap.

Example 1:

Darryl: Hey man do you rate Jess as a woman you would like to plant your tainted seed in?

Festibat: Yeah Darryl I find her really attractive

Darryl: She definitely needs to get a tennis rig before I'd have a crack at her.

Jess (Upon overhearing): Fuck you Darryl you piece of shit!

Example 2:

Bro 1: Hey bro, did you see that chick Carlos took home last night?

Bro 2: Nah bro, I stayed in last night to torrent episodes of Will and Grace

Bro 1: ....

Bro 2: Anyway was she good?

Bro 1: Tennis rig, but a horrible face.

Bro 2: IT'S A TRAP!

Bro 1: You displease me.

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moshjob

The art of receiving oral copulation when situated in a mosh, or a large and unruly crowd of individuals. The moshjob is considered such a rarity due to the subtlelty required to perform such an act.

Example 1:

Guy 1: How was last night's Justin Bieber concert?

Guy 2: Awesome, I received a moshjob in the mosh.

Guy 1: You are so lucky I wish I could be you.

Example 2:

Girl 1: Hey, why are you bleeding so violently from the nose.

Girl 2: I was giving a moshjob at the Rage Against The Machine concert 5 minutes ago and I kept getting kneed in the face.

Girl 1: That's terrible I'm glad I'm not you.