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Perry the platypus

When you summon your prostitutes with a catchy jingle such as “ doo-be-doo-be-doo-bah” and when they appear throw on your favorite brown cap and give her the old 2 inch punisher, this should all be taking place while your family questions where you actually are because they just realized you where not in the room any longer

Yo I perry the platypused the heck out of Gina last night in the back hatch of my Ford festiva while the fam watched roadhouse on family movie night

by Festivapoonslayer October 17, 2019

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Perry the platypus

When you summon your prostitutes with a catchy jingle such as “ doo-be-doo-be-doo-bah” and when they appear throw on your favorite brown cap and give her the old 2 inch punisher, this should all be taking place while your family questions where you actually are because they just realized you where not in the room any longer

Yo I perry the platypused the heck out of Gina last night in the back hatch of my Ford festiva while the fam watched roadhouse on family movie night

by Festivapoonslayer October 17, 2019


kentucky sandbag

The act of using sand as floor dry after banging a immediate family member in the hills of Kentucky most specifically

I totally gave my sisters sister a Kentucky sandbag last night bro in the back of my ford festiva

by Festivapoonslayer August 8, 2019

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