Dyfrig

A hump backed man named Dyfrig, He hangs around the pier and plays on the slot machines. He has a scar on his head from head butting the slot machine when he lost.

Me-"allright dyfrig, how is your back"
Dyfrig-"Im ok pal, my back is sore i have to rub lotion on it"
Me-"(sings) Back up back up"

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lamboner

like a curry but a kebab

can i have a lamboner please

grouchy

Tending to complain or grumble; peevish or grumpy.

feelin grouchy today

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Canadian Government

The most Corrupt and only corrupt thing in Canada besides Toronto.

Sponsership scandal... the latest thing since SARS

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carpet

1-Flying carpet
2-Floor carpet
3-Car pet

1-"omg that guy has a flying carpet!"
2-"omg such a dirty carpet
3-"ooo a car pet"

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Big Coneys

Big Cone shaped tits (pyramid spiked),Aiman and Josh king have them.

Aiman-"Want to feel my Coneys?"
Joshking-"Please i would really like that"

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Po

adj. A poor mother fucker

He's so po, he can't even afford the last two letters on the word poor!

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