double you tee eff

The elogated form of wtf, without actually saying "what the fuck?"

Double you tee eff! Why did you just say that you idiot?!?!

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Cat Sniffers

Cat Sniffers Anonymous, is an exclusive club, to join you must be honestly dedicated to your profession of Cat Sniffing. The CSA started about 20 years ago when a group of feline addicts got extremely high one night and met up with a gang of good smelling biker cats.

Becky: Gee Whiz, your so dedicated to sniffing cats! I really love that in a man.

Ricky: why thank you, long ago i realized Cat Sniffing had to be my job when i got big... then i heard about CSA, it was perfect for me so i joined after rigorous Cat Sniffing training, i finally got in.

Becky: wow Ricky, im impressed , lets do it!!

Ricky: alright, but do you have a cat?

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Sonia

Sonia: Another one of my bestest friends ever! I lover her very much. She is Alicia's twin. She is funny, nice, laid-back, diverse, and cool! I will miss her very much when i move.

~A.R.

Sonia is also awesomer then tony.

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knifey flaily

flailing a knife around someones face

james likes knifey flaily but it freaks nicole out

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