Meat Pistol

Penis, Sperm Shooter, Dipstick, DiCK

Tell that girl to get off my MEAT PISTOL.

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Sleg

Partly eaten portion of chips and mushy peas in a polystyrene tray. Normaly found on walls or in public phone boxes.
Possibly evidence of sudden alien abduction or govenment snatch squads.

Walking back from the pub I passed a sleg on a low garden wall.

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brain-fart

A total lack of recognition.
A silly mistake.
Can be stress related.

"I had a total brain-fart when she asked for my number."

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townie

A purpose built bicycle for the around-town-commuter. A "sweet townie" would have lights, racks, bell, bags, lock, fenders, etc. Most townies are a mix of function and fun. Often having many purely stylish additions as well.

"Her townie has flames on the fenders and the leather saddle."

"My townie has a 'hoola-girl' on the handlebars."

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knee screamer

adv.slang. Alternative term for any person giving fellatio.
The term comes from the visual similarity of the act performed i.e. screming whilst on ones knees.

see above description

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Deterraform

1. To remove the earth-like landscaping on a similar planet.

"Armies of the night can deterraform extremely well."

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Non-Hanus

-That exact oppisite of hanus.

-"This is most Non-Hanus"

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