Sinkpisser

A Sinkpisser
(Also referred to as an 'outside the box thinker')

is a man who's distinguished by his bold decision making ability under pressure.

Where one man see's a bathroom full of taken stalls and empty sinks,
Joseph a veteran sinkpisser saw opportunity.

Oyster Boy

A guy who cums in his own jocks and doesn't clean it up out of sheer laziness.
Eventually the underwear will develop a hard oyster like shell and some say if left long enough it's contence will turn into a beautiful perl

Reed you disgusting oyster Boy, ya undies are as hard as a dinner plate