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A cancerous cat is a cat who had sex with a human too many times that it got genital cancer.
My fucking cat is cancerous because it fucked my cousin 5 times. Damn I have a cancerous cat.
When your in the middle of fucking and realize that you are not holy and Jesus would not want you fucking for pleasure
Damn I was having the best sex of my life until I thought about Jesus. I guess I was hit with the Ruckus and Jesus
A cock that smells like a Jaguars dick cheese
Damn bruh you got a fucking Jaguar cock is cheesy like some Gouda cheese