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Chicken wingman

The unsung hero of a bridal party, usually older than a ring bearer and younger than a groomsman, whose responsibility it is to leverage his cuteness to hookup groomsmen with available bridesmaids. If the groomsman lacks the confidence necessary for the mission to succeed, it is also the responsibility of the chicken wingman to call him, "CHICKEN!" and ply him with drinks (and optional celery stalks) until the mission is completed successfully.

Groomsman: "The bride's cousin looks pretty hot in that seasonally appropriate dress that she'll never wear again; but, I don't know if I can talk to her."

Chicken wingman: "Chicken! Do this shot of tequila, munch on these celery stalks, and then we'll go over there, and I'll introduce you."

Groomsman: "Thanks, buddy. You're a great chicken wingman."

by FigData April 7, 2016


chicken wing man

The unsung male hero of a wedding party, usually older than a ring bearer but younger than full-fledged groomsman, whose sole job it is to look cute and hook up single groomsmen with unattached bridesmaids. If the groomsman lacks confidence in the aforementioned pursuit it is the responsibility of the chicken wing man to call him a "chicken" and ply him with beverages (and optional celery sticks) until he complies with the mission.

Groomsman: "Dude, did you see how ridiculous the bride's cousin looks in that seasonally appropriate dress that she'll never wear again? I heard she doesn't have a boyfriend, but I don't know if I should talk to her."

Chicken Wing Man: "Stop being such a chicken, bro. Drink this jack and coke, munch on a couple of these celery sticks, and then we'll go over there, and I'll introduce you. No worries."

Groomsman: "Thanks, buddy. You're a great chicken wing man."

by FigData March 26, 2016