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The Sisyphus of Biff

From "Back to the Future" to describe the fate of Biff Tannen, marked by his repeated, failed attempts and subsequent punishment for his evil transgressions, muchly similar to Donald Trump.

We watched "Back to the Future" so many times, only to mock The Sisyphus of Biff.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it March 2, 2019


Lass of Gwine

It also happens when you’re drunk.

Drunk Man: Hey bartender, one more Lass of Gwine please. (Drunk Man falls down)

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it July 7, 2019


narcisscyst

The one cyst that has the biggest ego and thinks its better than all the other cysts. Usually inoperable because its too good for surgery and usually benign because it's too proud to compete with real tumors. It sits around and judges other cysts, likes to strut around with all its pus hanging out. But underneath the narcisscyst has a low self-esteem and just wants validation that it is a real cyst just like all the others.

I have a narcisscyst on my ass and I always have to make sure it feels better than my other cysts.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it November 14, 2019


looming the poon

when handsome and charming wants to put the D in his shorty, but she's all wrapped up in her pubic health. BAM!

he's looming the poon

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 26, 2019


yaaaarghn

It’s what pirates use when they knit

Aye matey, gimme some of that there yaaaarghn or ye walk the plank!

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 18, 2020


ISJOYGIJWTR

I’m So Jealous Of Your Girlfriend I just want to run.

I’m sorry I’m so selfish, immature and irrational but ISJOYGIJWTR. It just makes me realize that I was not chosen over a much younger, more beautiful and smarter alternative. I’m sorry it’s just where I’m at and I want to distance myself from the heartbreak. I know it makes no sense and you could be jealous too, but it’s just where I’m at.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it September 8, 2019


Insurerance

It’s like when the insurance has an insurance and they all do stuff like carve each other out and so on and so forth and it all becomes a shit show and the patient loses an eye in the process.

Please check his Magellan Anthem Blue Cross Optum carve out managed care policy out of pocket, out of network cost. That should clarify his insurerance coverage for his insurance.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it July 23, 2019