borscht bro

the only dude that will make the ultimate sacrifice of eating cold beet soup with you, usually responds with the borscht barf

Tony: My grandmother made this. Will you honor her by eating this with me, and we can be borscht bro's forever?

Bob: I don't know I might barf.

IJWTSYDUYGB

I just want to suck your dick until you go blind

IJWTSYDUYGB

Smell A X

The stinkiest airport in the world

Uncle flew into Smell A X

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Voyeurnderwear

German origin, the briefs that you wear when you're peeping at that special hottie with the fat ass

STOP! That's my only voyeurnderwear! It can only be washed with the delicates

Ear capacity

When the young people have more wax in their ears to sustain loud music.

Show’s on at 11! You gonna let me deal this ear capacity alone!?

The Kneeyoncé

When u get knee’d in the balls by a Queen.

He shouldn’t be acting so sassy. I’m about to give him The Kneeyoncé

OF

Ol’Fatty

You’re so charming, handsome, brilliant, powerful, so well-endowed with a terrific little ass- you can have any girl you want. Whaddya want with an OF like me?

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