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Gosh Darnit, I Wish You Were Here With Me. I love you.
GDIWYWHWM
Oh wow he’s all over the place.
We are quaranteenining for the Pandenis.
the aftermath of an unsuccessful fart
That chili made me race to the bathroom Fart and Furious.
It’s like when the insurance has an insurance and they all do stuff like carve each other out and so on and so forth and it all becomes a shit show and the patient loses an eye in the process.
Please check his Magellan Anthem Blue Cross Optum carve out managed care policy out of pocket, out of network cost. That should clarify his insurerance coverage for his insurance.
I’m So Jealous Of Your Girlfriend I just want to run.
I’m sorry I’m so selfish, immature and irrational but ISJOYGIJWTR. It just makes me realize that I was not chosen over a much younger, more beautiful and smarter alternative. I’m sorry it’s just where I’m at and I want to distance myself from the heartbreak. I know it makes no sense and you could be jealous too, but it’s just where I’m at.
it happens when you're stoned
Hi Dad, yes, you will be happy that i got a job! It's, uh, clerk work!
the only dude that will make the ultimate sacrifice of eating cold beet soup with you, usually responds with the borscht barf
Tony: My grandmother made this. Will you honor her by eating this with me, and we can be borscht bro's forever?
Bob: I don't know I might barf.