2F2F

Acronym for "Too Fat Too Fuck"

Look at that fat ass!! She's 2F2F

foreveroast

Payback that lasts forever

He’s just into foreveroast. He won’t ever show up.

Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together

Well...
Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together. (Does anyone have a cheeseburger?)

Mommy’s-drunk-but-she’s-holding-it-together.

Pandenis

Oh wow he’s all over the place.

We are quaranteenining for the Pandenis.

Fart and Furious

the aftermath of an unsuccessful fart

That chili made me race to the bathroom Fart and Furious.

Shut the hell up Karen

When your office mate has a reactive condition to everything and makes you wear old, dirty shirts so her symptoms aren't exaggerated by your toxic laundry cleaners, which she attempts to replace with non-toxic, cruelty free drier sheets made with mushroom-based, woven fibers and chamomile tea. Her escalations includes: spitting up in her mouth, dizziness, itchiness, bitchiness, accusatory statements of microwave abuse, fiber discrimination, strawberry bashing and long conversations with air filter suppliers in the Philippines. Only to be followed by vaccination indictments and promises that you will die of cancer.

Shut the hell up Karen.

9👍 4👎

Vol Unity

When disagreements about various items in small spaces and multiple shelving units come to terms peacefully

Fyodor, please restrain from putting your underwear in the silverware drawer, so we can achieve some Vol Unity. Your underwear belongs in the third cabinet from the fourth row down on the left side near Masha’s white knee-hi’s that she wears with the sandals located in the drawer below, near the borscht, of course.