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Gosh Darnit, I Wish You Were Here With Me. I love you.
GDIWYWHWM
Nude pics that are cleverly taken. No big deal.
In the moment of her climax, he surreptitiously took some ingenudes.
Itâs because sheâs so effing not.
Chick whoâs obsessed with having babies.
Donât touch those babies. Stop being such an obstetrisha.
The monkey had a bananeurysm when his banana was taken away. Fortunately, the pig and the chicken were able to comfort him with some cake in celebration of their love for the monkey.
when you flip out and it's the size of a banana
The monkey had a bananeurysm when the rat took his banana.
When demands are just too large and you ask for an accommodation, to meet âhalfwayâ
Come on dude, youâre asking for too many hours of sitting and waiting for quadratic, random chickens. Canât you meet me at the halfway? Donât get me wrong, those juicy chickens are always worth the wait and I love quadratic equations, I do them every day but I canât be a lamper. ;)
The likelihood as measured by probability theory that you will experience a hug within a certain amount of time. Even when there are hug-restrictions imposed by external entities- whether they be societal, institutional or ethical- the shared, in-vivo space will, regardless, invoke the possibility of a hug, thus increasing the Hug Quotient. In the event that a hug cannot be delivered as only determined by a null hypothesis and there's not even a random friggin way to get a hug, the remote suggestion of a hug will continue to stimulate the memory of physical contact, reminding the body of its ability to induce a warm feeling of comfort and connection.
Curly: I just got a new on-line therapist
Mo: yeah, but those quacks have no Hug Quotient
Curly: Therapists aren't allowed to hug, idiot
Mo: idiot, you're the one with the therapist
Larry: You guys should try Ketamine
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