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I just want to suck your dick until you go blind
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Nude pics that are cleverly taken. No big deal.
In the moment of her climax, he surreptitiously took some ingenudes.
It’s because she’s so effing not.
Chick who’s obsessed with having babies.
Don’t touch those babies. Stop being such an obstetrisha.
The monkey had a bananeurysm when his banana was taken away. Fortunately, the pig and the chicken were able to comfort him with some cake in celebration of their love for the monkey.
when you flip out and it's the size of a banana
The monkey had a bananeurysm when the rat took his banana.
Also known as BKD, is a disease-not covered by insurance- that is marked involuntary behaviors that drive the individual to accuse another of the very same thing the individual is guilty of. Exacerbations of disease include psychological projection and hypocrisy, which are difficult to treat.
D has Black Kettle Disorder, he loves to externalize blame about the exact same thing he is guilty of . Unfortunately, the only available treatment we have for BKD is a very effective suppository called "MyFootInYourAssinol". So I think his prognosis is excellent.
When demands are just too large and you ask for an accommodation, to meet “halfway”
Come on dude, you’re asking for too many hours of sitting and waiting for quadratic, random chickens. Can’t you meet me at the halfway? Don’t get me wrong, those juicy chickens are always worth the wait and I love quadratic equations, I do them every day but I can’t be a lamper. ;)