Smoker's Creed

The unwritten social understanding between smokers that when one smoker is without cigarette, another smoker shall provide one free cigarette with no questions asked and no guilt trip enforced on the individual who is without cigarette.

South African guy at a phone booth in Picadilly Circus to random gentleman walking down the street: "Can I bum a fag?".

Guy walking down the street: "No, man."

Guy at a phone booth: "Ay... ay, man! Smoker's Creed!! (What about) Smoker's Creed?!".

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blowner

An erection caused solely as a result of oral sex to the penis.

Ty seemed disinterested until Charlotte dropped to her knees and coaxed him into a blowner with her soft, wet mouth.

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