Barber madness

When you invite friends to comfort you when your letting your mom cut your hair. And then sit alone in your bathroom getting a hair cut while one of your friends write a urban dictionary about the situation. The other friends come and go to the bath room but mostly vibes WITHOUT you in the living room.

POV: The key to a good urban dictionary is bad grammar.

My name is Massmord and i like Barber madness

Italian way

When you have so hard sex and then start pulling out the grapes. U need to put as many as you can in the girls vagina or/and ass. If you count how many grapes you get in you can compete with your friends. But you will probably need video proof. The grapes needs to be ecological so that the girl don't gets bad chemichals in her wayaya. It

My name is Massimo and i like to do it in the Italian way.