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Buttermask

A person with an incredible body but an unattractive face mask.

Based on the recommendation published in the Harvard University Annals of Internal Medicine that people having sex should wear a mask to protect against the transmission of the covid-19 virus.

I’d have to do them doggystyle all night, because they’re such a buttermask I wouldn’t be able to keep it up if I had to keep looking at them.

by Filthy Richard June 3, 2020


Human CentiPAX

A term for the phenomenon of people ripping too many farts in a large crowd, under the cover of anonymity. The collective offense hangs so thick in the air, the farts are not only in your mouth, but travel the whole way down such that you fart other people’s farts. The cycle is perpetuated by other people then farting your farts.

This often occurs at gaming conventions, where many attendees need reminders to practice basic hygiene.

Pax East 2020 was the smelliest convention I ever attended, it was like being in the middle position of a Human CentiPAX.

by Filthy Richard March 2, 2020