Vallery

French waiter who chooses to spend their "down time" taking on dangerous or life threatening activities beyond his/her abilities.

Vallery also has a special gift to be gay without actually having sex with men.

Person 1: Hey Vallery!! Where are you off to now?

Vallery: I'm going to swim under Australia!

Person 2: Vallery, where we're you on Saturday?

Vallery: I throwing bottles at bouncers in the city.

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