Mottephilia

The polar opposite of mottephobia; having a deep appreciation and love of moths

We always have to stop whenever he sees a moth. He has terrible mottephilia

Eating the onion

Taking satire news seriously.
Derived from the Onion News Network.

ONN: Kid Exists
30-year old parent: *Rants about children not existing*
That kids is called eating the onion

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Simself

In any Sims game. A Sim created by the player to look like them

My Simself is way better off than I am.

What if the world was made of pudding?

A phrase used in response to an unlikely hypothetical situation.

“If someone beats you up for being "cishet white male" and nothing else, is this okay? Did you deserve it?”

“What if the world was made of pudding?”

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gregnant

(Humorous)
1. Pregnant

2. Someone who is pregnant with a Greg’s child
3 Someone who is pregnant with a person who’s fanbase is called Greg

1. I guess i’m gregnant now
2. Did you hear she’s gregnant?
3. LAURA’S GREGNANT??