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Politician

A person everyone hates. Especially their coworkers.

I was thinking of assassinating that politician but his coworker did it first.

by Finalpoet January 28, 2019


Little people

Just another way to say midget. A way they hate.

1) You see those little people.

2) Don't call them that. You idiot!

by Finalpoet June 19, 2018

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Rubik's Cube

The puzzle everyone thinks is impossible to solve... but with a good YouTube video it becomes very easy.

P1: I can never solve the Rubik's Cube.

P2: Have you checked YouTube?
P1: No.
P2:........

by Finalpoet January 31, 2019

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Patriot Day

A day that nobody cares about. Not even the families of the victims.

Person 1: "Tomorrow is Patriot Day"
Person 2: "Noone cares."

by Finalpoet September 11, 2018

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Purple day

Epilepsy Awareness Day or March 26th

Person 1: "What is Purple Day? "
Person 2: "That is epilepsy awareness day."

by Finalpoet September 11, 2018

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Sunvan

A very crappy service in Albuquerque, NM.

Sunvan didn't pick me up again.

by Finalpoet April 3, 2019


Urban dictionary

The website you're on... dumbass.

"Do you ever use Urban Dictionary?"

by Finalpoet September 11, 2018

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž