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fucktabulous

A descriptive word ascribing to a shag of the highest echelon. It is an expression of post-coital delight of the equal of shagging a celebrity. It can also be interchanged for the word stupendous when used to describe other acts/objects

"That was fucktabulous darling, just like shagging Beyonce"

"What a fucktabulous bong, I am well and truly fucked"

"That was a fucktabulous film, I particularly liked the part where she smoked a cigar whilst inserting a wine bottle in her rectum"

by Finesilver January 12, 2005

7πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


wankathon

An endurance wanking event, where by the wankee must complete 260,000 strokes strokes in the fastest time possible. It is a real achievemnt to finish a wankathon, as drop outs are common. Compettors suffer from friction related burns and penile chaff.
It is important that you time your finish and that you don't run out of juice before the end.
So, what is the take home message? Well it's not the cumming first, its the taking shaking of you part that counts.

The London Wankathon
The New York Wankathon
The Olympic Wankathon

by Finesilver January 11, 2005

112πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


nuclear waste

The type of stool that come out of your arse after a vindaloo.

anyone got a poppadom?

by Finesilver January 12, 2005

12πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Li Ping Fuk

An acrobatic shagging partner from China

Lucy Lou
Shou Qi
Various Chinese Kung Fu bitches

by Finesilver January 12, 2005

15πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


amber nectar

The phenomenon of ejaculate possessing an orange hue. This is usually caused by over consumption of orange juice.

HUSBAND:"My god, the spunk in your mouth is orange, it looks like an aurora beauralios!"
WIFE: "Nothing to get excited about dear, hack, cough,you, gurgle just have amber nectar from drinking all that Tropicana"

by Finesilver January 12, 2005

9πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


wankadoodledoo

An early morning wank performed before rising from bed; the wankadoodledoo is performed at dawn.

Mark: "Hi Amber, I had a lovely wankadoodledoo this morning"
Amber: "I hope you didn't stain the bedsheets"
MARK: "No, I'm a good shot"

by Finesilver January 12, 2005

38πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Coultard chinitis

A physical handicap, characterised by an extremely wide chin. The affliction is named after Mclaren Grand Prix driver, David Coultard, who has the most serious case documented thus far.

News just in; Grand Prix driver, David Coultard has been sacked by racing outfit Mclaren. It was said that pre-season testing had not gone well as planned, as Coultard's battle with chinitis, had left the team with an aerodynamic quandry. Apart from modifications having had to be made to the wind tunnel, in order for the Grand Prix veteran's chin to have enough clearance room, adjustments to the rear wing were fruitless, as they could not compensate for chin mediated resistance and drag factors.
Team owner Ron Dennis said: "David and I have discussed the decission at length. It is unfortunate. I do not want to sound uncompassionate, but there is literally no room for chinitis in motor sport"
Coultard is said to be undergoing chinitis treatment, starting with a chin hypoplasmia opporation. If all goes well, Coultard can expect a 5 inch reduction in chin girth. This may tept Minardi into offering him a contract, although possible contraindications to the proceedure such as massively increased testicular size, may hinder entrance and exit from the cock pit.

by Finesilver January 17, 2005

22πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž