fucktabulous

A descriptive word ascribing to a shag of the highest echelon. It is an expression of post-coital delight of the equal of shagging a celebrity. It can also be interchanged for the word stupendous when used to describe other acts/objects

"That was fucktabulous darling, just like shagging Beyonce"

"What a fucktabulous bong, I am well and truly fucked"

"That was a fucktabulous film, I particularly liked the part where she smoked a cigar whilst inserting a wine bottle in her rectum"

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wankathon

An endurance wanking event, where by the wankee must complete 260,000 strokes strokes in the fastest time possible. It is a real achievemnt to finish a wankathon, as drop outs are common. Compettors suffer from friction related burns and penile chaff.
It is important that you time your finish and that you don't run out of juice before the end.
So, what is the take home message? Well it's not the cumming first, its the taking shaking of you part that counts.

The London Wankathon
The New York Wankathon
The Olympic Wankathon

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amber nectar

The phenomenon of ejaculate possessing an orange hue. This is usually caused by over consumption of orange juice.

HUSBAND:"My god, the spunk in your mouth is orange, it looks like an aurora beauralios!"
WIFE: "Nothing to get excited about dear, hack, cough,you, gurgle just have amber nectar from drinking all that Tropicana"

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Li Ping Fuk

An acrobatic shagging partner from China

Lucy Lou
Shou Qi
Various Chinese Kung Fu bitches

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Spunk

A salty ejaculate which is devoured by "thirsty bitches" Said to be of similar taste to Roqufort blue cheese, spunk is the favourite beverage of many pornstars. Amusingly used by Australian "Sheilas" to describe an attractive man "he's a spunk", spunk is a calorie and protein dense nutritious food, which is commonly consumed by young Japanese women.

To spunk,
Spunked,
Spunking,
Spunked up,
Spunked all over,
Spunked in her mouth
Nasty spunk-filled whore

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nuclear waste

The type of stool that come out of your arse after a vindaloo.

anyone got a poppadom?

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wankadoodledoo

An early morning wank performed before rising from bed; the wankadoodledoo is performed at dawn.

Mark: "Hi Amber, I had a lovely wankadoodledoo this morning"
Amber: "I hope you didn't stain the bedsheets"
MARK: "No, I'm a good shot"

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