Private

Most commonly known in the role of “private” in the hit documentary penguins of Madagascar. He participated in many special op high pressure missions during this documentary. Most famously known for fucking masterminding the assassination of JFK. He got away with this planned murder unscaved and has earned the infamous title “Og Private”. Now in his old age he lives a causal life in Wisconsin with a loving wife (Mariah Carey) and 4 bitch ass children.

Examples: Did you see private fucking kill JFK