Never pees with the door shut
is a total mans name
people: did you see Cassidy Cooke last night
man who saw him pissing with the door open: i wish i didnt
Terrible at directions
obsessed with dazai
us: do you know where the diner is?
jayde: yeah its a 4 hour walk around in circles
jayde: WE HAVE TO START RUNNING RIGHT NOW
jayde: dazai
When you grind your heel into a cess pool of broken glass, bong water, eggs, benzos, and blood
John; omg did you see james at the sesh last night he full was Doing a Fionn O'Connell
The most whacky boingo guy youll ever meet
gives you the sosis on the band members
goes wily at every chance he can
Regular people; oh no its billy hes going so wily
Billy J. Alldis; kills 17 people then rips a bong