A Cottage Felony is where someone, steals, destroys, mutilates or basically just tampers with a Cottage. And because this is basically breaking the law, it's a felony.
"Did he go to jail for a Cottage Felony?"
When you jump into a pool or push off the wall of a pool underwater and you have flab. You might notice that it ripples. That is what you call Ripple flab.
Omg he had Ripple Flab