scarecrowing

When a man just lies there and makes the woman (or other man) do all the work in the sack; the male equivalent of "starfishing".

Man, I was really giving it my all, riding that dude and he was just scarecrowing. What a disappointment.

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Chaunced

To be irritated, or to feel put upon. Sometimes this irritation is peppered with an undercurrent of feeling one was cheated out of what they deserve.

I was fuckin chaunced when those dicks at the drive through didn't give me ketchup.... AGAIN.....

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Hooping cough

The cough one gets from the insertion of an item into the anus.

"I was stashing some drugs up my ass and got mad hooping cough!"