Sterling Heights

A vacation spot for those who can't leave the country, and wish to travel to Iraq.

Also known as little Baghdad, Sterling Heights has an enormous amount of arabs,who enjoy sitting on their sofas in the garage, and drinking "ahweh" or as others would say, coffee.

While they can't seem to mow their lawns, or take down the Christmas lights in April, they do know how to buy black Escalades with 24 inch rims, and don't forget the tint.

Also, the display of the Virgin Mary wrapped in plastic and with 5 different Rosaries around her neck is very prevalent in the front yards of all arabs.

Oh, and one other thing, if you hear a group of arabs screaming Dakhuit, mariam, or callet, don't be afraid. it's only natural.

"Hey Firas, Dakhuit bro, want to go to cafe mocha in sterling heights and smoke some argeeleh?"

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