Bitch Green

A faulty traffic light that turns green and then turns yellow literally 2 seconds later, and then wastes a good 3 to 4 minutes before it turns green again.

Me: "Okay, if I make this light I'll be home free before anyone notices I snuck out."

Traffic light turns green, one cars passes, then turns yellow.

Me: "DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!! The traffic light's doing a bitch green! Imma be stuck in traffic for hours!!!!!!"

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