gangbang on breakfast

Being especially rough on a situation in the morning.

You mad at breakfast time? Why you gotta gangbang on breakfast?

stereotism

Stereotypical Racism. The act of using humorous stereotypes to mask racism in an underlying attempt to exert dominance over an inferior race.

Whenever one of my Chinese coworkers accuses me of racism in the office, even after I repeatedly assure him is stereotyping to squint my eyes and pronounce my “L’s” as “R’s”, I am able to keep my job by explaining to HR that it is stereotism. Plus, I knew the HR rep was a closet homosexual as was able to use that as leverage.

hangsex

When you and a partner are together and spend equal time hanging out and having sex.

The time must be balanced so that the “sex” and the “hanging out” have similar durations.

* not to be confused with hanger sex or hanging sex

“Are you and Brittney dating?”

“no, we basically just hangsex”