Ryan

Ryan... he’s what Herman Melville considered the white whale... Ryan... he’s the Tina Faye to any Amy Pohler. What more can you say about a Ryan.. he is the juiciest of peaches. A real gem of a man. His baby blues will catch yours, but make no mistake, he’s only got room for one firecracker in his life. So chances are, if you haven’t caught yourself a Ryan yet, you never will.

I need to get myself a Ryan.