Mexican toaster

When you take your dick and stick it inside of a toaster then you pour water on it for intense pleseaure

My friend Juan just did a Mexican toaster and he can never stop doing it

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Detergent Launcher

A rpg style weapon that poisons people’s mind with dank memes and dirty jokes.

Nathan used the detergent launcher on me so it is to late

Oooh carne

A Mexican way of saying oooh roasted

Black person: your so bright I got blind
White person: you look like a overcooked brownie

Mexican person: oooh carne

sack recycle

When you reuse the same condom for the same situation

I ran outta condoms so I gotta sack recycle again luckily I’m just beating my meat

You won’t believe what just happened

When something interesting happened you, you want to tell your friends but then they hit you with the Ali A intro.

Madison: You won’t believe what just happened
Me: wait hold on hold on hold on *searches up Ali A intro earrape version on YouTube*
Me again: okay now repeat what you said
Madison: you won’t believe what just happened
*plays Ali A intro*
Madison: Fuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuu
*Everyone in the voice chat laughing*

push fucking

When your penis is so huge it can bulldoze a girl against the wall

Tyrone was push fucking Delilah and there is a huge hole in the wall

McCree skillful move

When you use your flashbang and then fan the hammer

It’s so unfair to fight another player doing a McCree skillful move