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when someone cheats on your girl, steals your fireworks, liquor, cigarettes, or disrespects you in any form.
"What the fuck is that hodag cock smoker doing? I saw him slash my tires after he drove his car through my fence. Maybe he should get his own woman."
16π 8π
When you are having vaginal intercourse and insert your nuts one by one into the anus. After you successfully insert each nut you go WHERE'S WALDO BITCH?
Aye you fuckin' Hodag cock smoker, I saw you messing around with my woman!
Yeah, what are you gonna do about it, I Where's Waldo'd her ass, literally.
You mother fucker, I'm gonna shambag your car!
6π 25π
To have sex with a woman while she is menstruating.
"I cannot believe that girl took Joe home last night, I know she was on her cycle. Lets hope she at least ragdagged with him in the shower."
"Dude, I got some eazy cuddy last night, chic was on the rag- so I knew she was down for anything. I just busted out a camping tarp and laid it down on my bed."
11π 1π
When your fingering a chic, sucking her clit, and massaging her breast all at the same time.
What the FUCK was that guy doing, it's clear he doesn't have his vagbadge.
Man I'm horny as fuck tonight, I just wanna get some dick in. Before that though, I better make sure that guy has his vagbadge.
16π 10π
When a woman (or man) is suck your dick while on their knees. The person who is not smiling like a donut (the one receiving) spreads their nut sack onto the persons neck and proceeds to make a turkey noise.
Dude my girl was giving me head on Thanksgiving and that's the only reason I think I got away with the Wild Turkey Gobbler.
What the Fuck is the Wild Turkey Gobbler?
Get down on your knees and SMILE LIKE A DONUT and I'll show you. Gobble gobble fucker
13π 7π
Came from the movie beer fest refer to Zagjag
"I didn't know how to react, the next thing I knew we were messing around... she zagged me, damn good ZJ"
"I don't know how much I should really be paying this woman, I didn't think thats what a ZJ was"
17π 31π
A woman who does not take care of her female region. May result from improper hygiene, lack of common sense, or pure laziness. Can also happen after becoming extremely wet and the vaginal area becomes crusty.
I was messin' around with my girl and we were back on the ragdag. When we woke up in the morning she had some sapvag fever. I told her to get in the shower.
I think I'm going to give up drinking, I met this hagbag at the bar last night. I went down on her but pealing her labia apart was like trying to pry into a mussel. She had the sapvag for sure.
Dude that is one trick ass ho, I know she has the sapvag.
6π 3π