sugar mom

Female version of sugar daddy.

I'm Alfred, 28 years old, looking for a sugar mom who’s ready for satisfaction from a mature-minded young man.

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SLPT

Stands for: Sick Life Pro Tip

An LPT which is the product of a sick mind.

SLPT :

I didn’t tell my date I had the flu and we made out…
Next week, SHE got sick and I earned HUGE points
by ‘not caring’ about catching it hanging out with her.

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disadvertising

After a store / business is permanently closed, the remaining scars and icons
which still INSTANTLY identify the failed franchise.

In the dead shopping center, though the signs were down and everything painted beige, all the disadvertising made it obvious that THIS used to be a Pizza Hut, THIS a Toys R Us and THAT had been a Blockbuster Video.