Cudd

A mayo with dirt eater, gets angry easily and is not allowed within 500 feet of a school

"This cudd really got arrested again after parking his van in front of the school."

Fentermacher

A sad miserable cat lady, blames her failures in life on others and suffers from the Dunning–Kruger effect.
Also usually afflicted with TDS, it's inability to develop a political ideology beyond that of a 12 year old leaves it feeling intellectually insignificant when faced with any idea that involves personal responsibility.

That fentermacher really thinks she understands the nuances of engineering and how to protect oneself from a hurricane lol