The Gorge

Heaven's Amphitheater...

Welcome to The Gorge at George, the best place on Earth.

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Dick Shelf

A place for a man to rest his penis after sex.

Friend 1: Aw man I just had the best threesome of my life, mind if I use this as a dick shelf?
Friend 2: Dude, that's my keyboard!

or

Friend 2: Dude, that's my girlfriend's head!
Friend 1: Yea, she makes a good dick shelf.

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