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Cheese Tax

The God given right to demand (or steal) a piece of cheese while someone else is cutting/using it.

IE: You are grating cheese for tacos or slicing for hamburgers and you slice of some extra slabs of cheese to leave on the cutting board as "bait or sacrificial cheese" Enabling your family or friends to exact the cheese tax without touching your prepared cheese for the meal.

When I open the drawer in the fridge both the kid and the dog come over to get the "cheese tax" so I sliced them off a piece.

In our house while slicing cheese on the cutting board any member of the family has the right to yell "cheese tax" which is an automatic right to a slice.

by Fishinelectrician January 6, 2021