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Buc-ee will fuck anything that he finds fuckable
Never find buc-ee the Rapey beaver when he wants to fuck something or someone
Uncle Edward as a rattle snake his rattle is his dick ratwards always travel in groups of five but when they feel threatened they suck each other off and play shrek bongos like a beta mexican male while he’s on his mexican stinky period
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Uncle Edward is a ratward
Uncle Edward as a rattle snake his rattle is his dick ratwards always travel in groups of five but when they feel threatened they suck each other off and play shrek bongos kike a beta Mexican male while he’s on his Mexican stinky period but if you encounter one it will try to suck you off but if you say no it will shake its rattle and run to try to do it again to somebody else.
Uncle Edward is a ratward.
It’s basically where a big beaver penetrates your ass with his tail and sometimes includes his beaver penis while the big boy rapes the hell out of your ass until it widens enough to make you shit all over the place
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The BNR was in the Beaver Plug Incident…
The half critic korean kid who bangs the launch missile button twenty times a day still pissed that it won’t work
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Holy shit my asian friend is Kim Jong Un’s Son!
I said to my friend hey do you want some yellow snow it’s a lemon flavored snow cone.
Basically how Uncle Edward was born
His dad was a mexican trafficker, his mom was a lesbian, his dad got buttfucked by 10 monkeys in total while his mom was cucking him by riding a gorilla making him watch as her dad got him pregnant through his implanted vagina, and then 9 in the half months later: Uncle Edward was born as a Emo Femboy with titties.
My uncle was born through a wild dick snake!