Heavy

The hulking 7ft tall russian giant who if given a pink pony costume will be obsessed with it. Also he's insane enough to give a minigun a name and be emotionally attached to it.

Example:
*Heavy => Spy*
"That heavy is a gunner"

British

The worst kind of person you could ever run into and they have horrible teeth

British guy: *stabs American guy*
American guy: I think not, scally wag! *pulls out gun*
British guy: I think yes, wally scag! *pulls out musket*

Ohio

The most normal place on earth.

Person1: look ohioan 60km long flying fish
Person2: very normal
Person3 (not ohioan): wtf