Let it be written, let it be Dom

To assume absolute power.
The final word.
To be performed absolutely.

Peter: "How do you think you are going to enforce this?"
Dom: "Let it be written, let it be Dom."

Peter: "You can't do this!"
Someone else: "Let it be written, let it be Dom!"

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MsgDonald's

What McDonald's should really be called because most of their food contains some form of MSG or Gluten.

Peter went to MsgDonald's today and felt like shit afterwards because the food contained MSG and he was told otherwise.

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dpoc

One who has "Deep Pockets".

Dominick is dpoc over there , spending his money.
I ain't got no money, I ain't no dpoc.

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fistina squad

A computer repair company that comes to your house and plays with fistina all day and doesn't fix a damn thing.

I called the fistina squad today and I got fucked.
After I called fistina squad, I can download porn 55 times faster.

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FA

Failed abortion.
To simply fail a termination.

The 'abort' button did not work; now I have a FA on my hand.

I should have pulled out before the FA.

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fistina

A form of prank calling where someone calls up an unsuspected person and once they pick up, he wispers, "fistina .... fistina ... fistina ..." and then hangs up.

Phil likes to fistina people all the time.

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only at my hand

1) To be performed only by someone's authorization.
2) To command action only by someone's authority.

Dom: "Hey Peter, do you want me to forward your phone?"
Peter: "No forwarding shall be done. Only at my hand. Take care now. Bye".

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