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When you kick sex up a notch by strapping a dogâs shock collar to your junk and yelling âbam!â every time you hit the zapper.
I burned my scrotum with a faulty shock collar why trying to perform an Emeril Lagasse.
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When you wipe too hard and your finger pops through the toilet paper and goes up you butt hole.
We need better toilet paper, âcause I just gave myself another James Franco.
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When oneâs finger pops through toilet paper while wiping, penetrating the anus to a minimum depth of one knuckle.
I wiped too hard and gave myself a James Franco.