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A celebration the day after Halloween. Some traditions include: wearing a costume, living in a dry country and befriending a woman named Colleen.
Do you have your costumes? Hurry up, it's almost Colloween.
The imaginary force field (wall) you hit when you are on your third day straight of drinking and no amount of alcohol seems to have any effect
Dude, can you finish my grigio, I've hit my alcowall
The mid-western equivalent to a detox or juice cleanse used by middle aged, lactose intolerant women (generally from Appalachia or surrounding American mid-west) consume copious amounts of sausage gravy in hopes of ridding the body of excess fluid and toxins.
The last gravy cleanse had me shit off 10 pounds.
A form of therapy in which patients hoard emotional problems deep inside themselves and use karaoke as their soul cathartic release.
My husband just cheated on me. Wanna sing Alanis at our next Karapy?
When a father, step-father or dad is emotionally indifferent to his children or other family members. Phone conversations remain under 20 seconds and he finds any excuse to not be in the same room as others during social gatherings. He may claim he needs to wax his minivan or mow the lawn in the middle of family Barbeques. If face-to-face interaction is inevitable, he will chug half a Coors Lite and fall asleep halfway into your usual 7 word conversion.
Your mom: Let, me hand the phone to your dad...
You: mom, no...
Your dad (being indadferent): Hi. Well, I gotta get the mail so I'll speak to you next summer when you fly home.
A form of communication used by boss ass bitches who have already earned their dough for the day and are now so stoned and drunk that their words bleed into each other.
You: Hey, how was work today?
Morgan (speaking Morganese): I godd mine shuffle fo' dem hightep just staded in um back
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When the home town you grew up in is now filled with Trump supporters and meth heads.
Man, I gotta move to Europe, this place has turned craptacular.
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