beaver tea

An act by which the male, after having sex with a female steal's her panties without her knowledge and makes a cup of tea by soaking them in boiling water and then drinking the "tea"

"Hey Craig, this ice tea you brought in tastes like my wife"
Craig replies with" that's cause I made beaver tea out of your bitch wife's nickers.

red wolf

Severe chaffing of the arse crack

"Craig, why you walking like a crab, did you go out last night"
"no, I got the red wolf"

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ihu

i hate u.
(i hate you)

"omg, you had stuffed crust pizza for dinner??"
"yeah, boi"
"ihu, i had to eat a swanson dinner!"
"sucks for you."

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