Becky

Becky is what you call a girl who is basic af. While typically this girl is white, she doesn’t necessarily have to be; however, this definition does derive its meaning from the fact that the name is a basic ass white girl’s name who likes typical ass white girl shit: like the Pink clothing label, pumpkin spice lattes, labradoodles, cheering for whatever football team her new boyfriend likes, expensive shit, and taking pride when someone nuts in her mouth. Essentially, a Becky is a dime a dozen in white suburban America. It’s relatively rare, but you may even come across African American, Latina or Asian variants of Becky, I.e. basic ass bitches.

Her: “I’ve been at yoga teacher training all day, and I bought this new pumpkin spice candle at Bed, Bath & Beyond.”

Me: “Jesus Christ, you’re such a Becky”

Her: “I think Hillary would have made a great president, too”

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