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Five Hargreeves

A 13 year old boy who is mentally 58 and just wants to save his family from an incurable apocalypse. Five is someone who loves to make sarcastic jokes and knows how to take one. He might seem like a little kid but he can actually kill you and get away with it. A Five just needs to be appreciated more by his family for going through 45 years of hell alone. If you ever come across a Five, just thank him for doing so much.

Person 1: Hey, whose that little kid sitting alone by himself?
Person 2: Oh that's not a little kid, that's Five Hargreeves, he's probably planning your death now that you called him that

by Five Hargreeves simp August 11, 2021