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When a woman sits on a person's face in the act of cunnilingus, while she is having a heavy menses flow.
I asked her to sit on my face and she gave me a rusty fence!
When a sexual partner with a micropenis becomes erect but still provides lots of silly sex toys as entertainment during coitus.
I went over to his house and he pulled a carrot top on me!
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