tore up from the floor up

adj. Describes an ugly girl. see two-bagger

That girl was tore up from the floor up, yo! Why did you set me up with her?

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industrial strength

1. adj. Higher quality than normal
2. adj. More powerful than normal

see weapons grade

Don't make me open up a can of industrial strength whoopass!

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right turn clyde

What you say when you want someone to hang a right. Came from the Clint Eastwood movie "Every Which Way But Loose" where Clint's character had a pet orangutan named Clyde. See left turn clyde.

The po-po is on our six. Right turn Clyde!

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doomafloppy

see thingamajig.

Gimme that doomafloppy over there.

high cotton

n. An Al Franken t-shirt
n. There actually is a t-shirt company called "High Cotton" and I have the one that says "c:\dos. c:\dos\run. run\dos\run."

I'm wearing my high cotton today.

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bear report

n. Trucker-speak. A report of the location of state troopers (smokey bears, or just bears) patrolling the road ahead, usually obtained from vehicles moving in the opposite direction which have just come from the place for which you want a bear report.

Trucker1: Break 1-9, Eastbound.
Trucker2: 10-4, this is Eastbound.
T1: How about a bear report?
T2: You're looking good all the way to Guitar Town.
T1: 4-10, trucker friend.

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statutory rape

n. the legal concept that someone 18 or older having sex with someone younger than 18 is committing a felony. Members of NAMBLA advocate committing this with young boys, apparently. Even less than 100 years ago, it was common for men to marry teen girls as young as 13. I guess all those men committed statutory rape.

John is 18 and Jane is 17, and John was arrested and put in jail and now is a convicted felon even though Jane married him on her 18th birthday. What a crazy country we live in.

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