bajunkajunk

n. 1. A booty that's big, but not the right shape. A misshapen badonkadonk.
2. A true badonkadonk, but is used and tore up.

That ain't no badonkadonk, that's a bajunkajunk.

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customer

n. trucker term for the person with whom a law enforcement officer is currently occupied. When the cop has a customer, he can't come after you.

Oh no, there's the fuzz! Oh, nevermind. He's got a customer. Hammer down!

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county mounty

n. Trucker-speak for a county sheriff or sheriff's deputy. See bear, smokey bear, bear report, city kitty, local yokel, evel knievel.

County Mounties generally won't pull you over.

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city kitty

n. Trucker-speak for a local city cop. Same as a local yokel. See bear, smokey bear, bear report, county mounty, evel knievel.

I saw five city kitties today, behind on their quotas and watching me like a hawk.

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guitar town

n. Trucker-speak for Nashville, TN. Emphasis on first syllable.

I'm leaving Atlanta, heading up to Guitar, 10-4.

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buggin

v. i. Leaving the premises. Usually written as buggin out.

"Remaining Migs are buggin out."--Top Gun

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hit me on the hip

Could mean calling someone on their cell phone, but could also mean calling someone's pager or two-way.

Most chicks have to call me at home, but I let her hit me on the hip.

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